Monday, August 31, 2009

5 Things Black people need to stop doing!!!

1. Sticking up the middle finger in pictures. It’s not cute and who are you directing that towards? Do you think you have more swag because you are a member of the middle finger click? Try smiling with your eyes instead.

2. Talking loud on your cell phone. Do you really think people care about your business? Why embarrass yourself by showing how ghetto/ignorant/stupid you are? And it’s always the person talking about their crazy baby daddy, a fist fight or their crazy relative that they somehow have the knowledge to give good advice but can’t talk in a low enough tone so that the whole community doesn’t know the business.

3. Sagging pants. WHY o WHY are we still using this “trend” (I use the word loosely here). Just why do you think this is cute? Your pants are sagging so low you can barely walk. What makes it worse is that some people who follow this trend don’t know how to properly use toilet paper. You will not get the time of day from any self respecting woman.

4. Please stop wearing those 1994 Master P “wooden” (plastic) sides with gold frames! Even though P may have had real wooden sides, it was still not attractive. And let’s agree that if you are not vision impaired, you should not be wearing non-prescriptive frames. It’s especially tacky when people leave the sticker on the frame.

5. Stop being label whores! Where did we get so obsesses with labels that wearing designer clothes is not enough? We have to be a walking billboard in order to be fashionably valid. Wrong! Just because your labels are loudly displayed on your chest and butt does not mean you have style- actually it means quite the opposite. It is definitely not ok to have your wedding dress decked out in LVs (sadly someone has actually done this).

Yeah I said it, and I hope I don’t have to add to the list.
Koko Bella

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